Cloyd's Teeth

Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

After examining him, the dentist said:

- Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?

- Ah sure do! - replied Cloyd.

- Everee single day!

- What do you brush with? - asked the dentist,

- Preparation H - said the redneck.