Most commented jokes

What are pupils at ghost schools called?
→ Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
→ Anyone he could dig up.

A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said:

- I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.

The man said:

- In that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?
→ He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
→ He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
→ He was booed off stage.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
→ He had a wail of a time.

What is a ghost boxer called?
→ A phantomweight.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?
→ The landlord said:

- Sorry, we don't serve spirits.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.