Most commented jokes

Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.

- Ghost: Are you coming to my party?

- Spook: Where is it?

- Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

A butler came running into his important master's office.

- Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?

Without looking up from his work the master said:

- Tell him I can't see him.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?
→ Exorcise books.

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
→ The skeleton crew.

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
→ Lazy bones.

What did one ghost say to another?
→ I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

- Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!

- Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
→ The nightmayor.

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
→ Snacks that go crunch in the night.