Tipsy Gorilla
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
→ An ape-ricot sour!
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
→ An ape-ricot sour!
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?
→ Fall-adelphia!
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
→ The Naked Ape!
Which author do the Gorillas love most?
→ John Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
Where did the Gorilla play baseball?
→ In the bush leagues, of course!
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?
→ Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
→ The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
What's hairy and flies through the air?
→ Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
What's black, hairy, and writes under water?
→ A ball-point gorilla!
What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
→ A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!