Gorilla Pitcher
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
→ His balk was worse than his bite!
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
→ His balk was worse than his bite!
Why are Gorillas underpaid?
→ They're willing to work peanuts!
Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?
→ Hairy Truman!
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?
→ Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
→ Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
→ The bear hug!
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
→ Gorilla My Dreams!
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?
→ Nutty Marietta!
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
→ A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!