Most commented jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
→ On their feet!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
→ He wanted Mark Antony!

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
→ Speaking Latin!

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?
→ They wanted another excuse to watch football.

There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted - unparted or departed

A guy walks in to the Barbershop.
Barber says:

- What will it be today?

Guy says:

- well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.

Barber says:

- Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that.

Guy says:

- That's how you cut it last time

A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.

She offered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities.

- It has more vitamin C than an orange - she remarked.

- And more hair than Dad - added their son.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
→ It matches their mustaches.

A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one and asked:

- How'd you get such lovely blonde hair?

Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered:

- It's natural.

The guy walked by the second girl and asked:

- How'd you get such pretty brown hair?

Fluffing her hair, the second girl said:

- It's natural.

Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked:

- How'd you get such cool green hair?

Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said:

- It's natural.

What do you call a proton with big hair?
→ A 'froton.