Messed Up Haircut

A guy walks in to the Barbershop.
Barber says:

- What will it be today?

Guy says:

- well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.

Barber says:

- Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that.

Guy says:

- That's how you cut it last time