Most commented jokes

- How did you do in your tests?

- I did what George Washington did!

- What was that?

- Went down in history!

- You've failed history again!

- Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
→ Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

- Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

- Must have been a duck family.

- A duck family?

- Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?
→ A year older on his birthday!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
→ With their eyes shut!

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?
→ Giddy up horsey!

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile!

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
→ Dates!

- My teacher reminds me of history.

- She's always repeating herself!