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Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said:

- I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be.

- Great! - said the first guy:

- I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!

- No problem - replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone.

- And what do you want to be - St. Peter asked the other guy.

- I'd like to be one cool stud! - was the reply.

- Easy - replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone.

After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back.

- You'll find them easily - he says:

- One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?
→ A knight light

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
→ In his sleevies!

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
→ Egyptian dummies.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
→ They both have 'the' as their middle names!

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?
→ The registration of the car that ran him over!

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
→ I don't know, I wasn't invited!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
→ He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

- Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.

- Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!

- Do you know the 20th President of the United States?

- No, we were never introduced!