Most commented jokes

Where is Pinocchio's website?
→ On the splinternet.

What do builders use to make websites?
→ Com.crete.

- What did you think of our website?

- A little bit tacky.

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
→ Boy do we have problems.

What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website....
→ Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

- Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!

- Look, what more do you want? Blood?

- If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too?

- We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

- I can't find a shark website....

- That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

- Have you got the address of the butter website?

- Yes, but don't spread it around.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?
→ He had to start from scratch.