Most commented jokes

- Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.

- Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

- My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.

- What an intelligent animal!

- Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

How are you getting on with the Internet?
→ Surf far, so good.

How do nuns surf the web?
→ On the Hymnternet.

- I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!

- Don't you mean netsurfing?

- No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

- You need to log on to the window repair website!

- I did - but it gave me a pane!

- Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

- I can't help it, I'm hooked.

Who started the campfire website?
→ Some bright spark.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?
→ www.innie the pooh.

Who has the best website in the jungle?
→ The Onlion King.