Mary Lou Retton Smiles
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
→ Because she found out what the big boys eat.
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What ADIDAS Stands For
What does ADIDAS stand for?
→ All Day I Dream About Sex.
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Definition Of AIDS
What's the definition of AIDS?
→ Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Masked Men In Church
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation jumped up and ran out the door. The two men took off their masks, sat in the front row and said, "Okay, Reverend, you can preach now. All the hyprocrites are gone."
Anorexic With Yeast Infection
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
→ A quarter-pounder with cheese.
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Tigger In The Toilet
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
→ He was looking for Pooh!
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Solve the Riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?
→ A last name....... Were you thinking of something else?
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Off Men For Life
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life:
- They lie, they cheatand they're just no good. From now on when I wantsex, I'm going to use my vibrator
- So, what when the batteries run out? - asked her friend
- I'll just fake an orgasm like always.
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Rooster Crossed With Owl
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
→ A Cock that can stay up all night!!
Three Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says:
- Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.
The doctor says:
- You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out.
The man says:
- You have a deal Doc.
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor asks:
- What happened?
The man answered:
- Nobody showed up!