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One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.

- A penny for your thoughts - she said.

- It's amazing! - he replied.

- I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Why do little boys whine?
→ Because they're practicing to be men.

Why did God create a man before a women?
→ You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Man says to God:

- God, why did you make woman so beautiful?

God says:

- So you would love her.

- But God, why did you make her so dumb? - the man says

God says:

- So she would love you.

- But God, why did you make her so dumb? - the man says

God says:

- So she would love you.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
→ A widower.

What did God say after she made Eve?
→ "Practice makes perfect."

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
→ Close the door.

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
→ Both of them.

How do you save a man from drowning?
→ Take your foot off his head.