Most commented jokes

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Why do men prefer blondes?
→ Men always like intellectual company

Why don't men do laundry?
→ Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

Why are men like paper cups?
→ They're disposable

What do you do if your bank account stops working?
→ Throw the guy out of the house.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1. Get away or I'll call the police!!!
2. I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
→ A mental hospital.

Why are men like blenders?
→ You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
→ Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
→ No phone numbers.