Most commented jokes

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, "Hey, who turned off the heater!"

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed

Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.

Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.

your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard.

You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!

He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat.
He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable to sleep with a married woman.
He's so dumb, he thinks the English Channel is a British T.V. station.
He's so dumb, he thinks the St. Louis Cardinals are appointed by the Pope.
He lost his dog, but he won't put an ad in the newspaper. He says it's no use -- his dog can't read.
He still hasn't bought an electric toothbrush. He doesn't know if his teeth are AC or DC.
He jumped off the bus backwards when he heard someone say, "Let's grab his seat when he gets off."
He heard that a man gets hit by an automobile every twenty minutes. He said, "What a glutton for punishment, that guy!"

He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light.
He paid $500 to have his family tree searched, and found out he was the sap.
There are times he has something on his mind -- he wears a hat occasionally.
His neck reminds you of a typewriter -- Underwood.
The only time he thinks is in a poolroom, where he can rack his brains.
If you want the real dope about anything, go to the real dope -- HIM!
He bought a topless bathing suit for his half-sister.
A traffic judge asked him, "Have you ever been up before me?" And he said, "I don't know, what time do you get up?"
Once he saw an old woman fall down, but didn't help her up. His mother warned him against having anything to do with fallen women.
He's never bought Christmas seals -- says he wouldn't know what to feed them.
He carried a double-barreled gun to the ball game, because he heard the Lions were playing the Tigers.
He called it quits when his fourth child was born, because he read that every fifth child born is Chinese!
He won't let his daughter go to college because he heard that the students have to show their professors their thesis.
The first time he heard about the Boston Tea Party, he asked who the caterer was.
When a beggar asked him, "Do you have a quarter for a sandwich?" he said "Let's see the sandwich."

He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light.