Most commented jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
→ Depends on how many were photographed.

Why did the Davidians commit suicide?
→ They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?
→ The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?
→ They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
→ A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
→ A competent liberal President.

Why do liberals travel in threes?
→ One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

What's a conservative?
→ A liberal who made it through adolescence.

What is a conservative?
→ A liberal who's been mugged.

It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.