Most commented jokes

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
→ No fee--If No Recovery!

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?
→ His heart stops bleeding.

How does Al Gore spell potato?
→ T-A-T-E-R.

What is the basement where White House staffers work called?
→ The whine cellar.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?
→ He's the stiff one.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?
→ Grade six.

If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?
→ Coffee.

You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
→ They get elected.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
→ The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.