Most commented jokes

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
→ Moooo-ooo-ooo

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
→ Eight beers.

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
→ Gee, we really do taste like chicken.

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bites off my roosters feet, what do you have?
→ Two feet of my cock in your ass.

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter with a porcupine.

After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.

"Fifteen dollars, Ma'am," he answered.

"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's wrong with you Maine people, you're always trying to over charge summer visitors.

Whatever do you do in the winter, when we're not being gypped here?"

"Raise porcupines, Ma'am."

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya carry the flashlight."

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.

He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & around his head.

The druggist says "May I help you?" The blind man replies "No thank you, I'm just looking around."

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
→ So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

Where do you find a no legged dog?
→ Right where you left him.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
→ "Dam".