Most commented jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?
→ He has a flashing light.

- I'll have to report you, sir - said the traffic cop to the speeding driver.

- You were doing 85 miles an hour.

- Nonsense, officer - declared the driver.

- I've only been in the car for ten minutes.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?
→ A fair cop.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?
→ A fair cop.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?
→ I've got you under a vest.

- Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula?

- Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

The police are looking for a thief with one eye.
→ Why don't they use two?

- Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident?

- Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, 'Stop? Look? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.

- Now as I understand it, Sir - said the police officer to the motorist - you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?

- I'm afraid not, officer - replied the motorist.

- I had my eyes shut!

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.

- This guy must have screwed up the settings - the off-duty officer thought.

A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets:

Each for not wearing a seat belt!