Most commented jokes

How do you make a rabbit fast?
→ Don't feed it.

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
→ When it has hares in it.

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
→ You can smell the carrots on his breath.

How do rabbits get to work?
→ By rabbit transit!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
→ It had a lot of hare pins!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
→ It was won by a hare!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
→ Look for gray hares.

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
→ He was a millionhare!

- Lady (standing in the middle of a busy street): Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?

- Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer.

- Officer: Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?

- Man: I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air.

- Officer: Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test.

- Man: I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death.

- Officer: Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line.

- Man: Can't do that either.

- Officer: Why not?

- Man: Because I'm dead drunk.