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Old And Wrinkled
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
→ Your Mother...
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One-Armed Man In A Tree
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
→ Wave at him.
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Sicker Than Sick
What's sicker than sick?
→ Masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin....
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Vegetables In The Microwave
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?
→ Take them out their wheelchair.
Top Of The Stairs
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
→ A quadraplegic in a house fire.
How Gross Is That
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step on it when you walk.
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Roast Beef And Pea Soup
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
→ Anyone can roast beef.
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Olivia Newton-John
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
→ Cum on Eileen.
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Black And Blue
What's black and blue and hates sex?
→ A rape victim.
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A Cockrobin
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?