Most commented jokes

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
→ Popeye almost killed him.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
→ A nervous wreck.

A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it was he said:

- I am blind drop it on the ground and i'll tell ya.

She dropped it on the ground.

- Aahh that's 10.00.

She bent down and let a big fart that everyone heard. But, she really wanted the pole so she picked it up. And went to pay for it.

- That will be 20.00

- But you said 10.00

- 10.00 extra for the stink bait and duck call.

What is It?
Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?
→ A Last name

Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
→ Because he saw the phone bill.

Why do farts smell?
→ So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What is the definition of Agony?
→ A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
→ To get to the second hand shop.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
→ A stick.

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replies, 'That, sir, is entirely possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.'