Most commented jokes

- Teacher: Name two pronouns?

- Pupil: Who?, me?

- Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?

- Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

- Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?

- Pupil: Me!

- Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean?

- Pupil: Eighty

- Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare?

- Pupil: No

- Teacher: What have you read then?

- Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair!

- Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant?

- Pupil: Hong Kong

- Teacher: Why do you say that?

- Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense!

- Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention

- Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

- Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language?

- Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

- Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please?

- Pupil: There it is

- Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia?

- Pupil: Fred did!

- Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of

- Pupil: Life imprisonment!