Most commented jokes

Why did the jellybean go to school?
→ Because he wanted to be a smarty

What did one math book say to the other?
→ Man I got a lot of problems!

- Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

- Johnny: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

- Teacher: What is the formula for water?

- George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O

- Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you?

- George: Sure, you said H to O!

- Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year.

- Jaspar: Why was that?

- Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

- Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered?

- Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

- Principal: Do you do your homework?

- Kid: Now & Then

- Principal: Where do you do it?

- Kid: Here & There

- Principal: Put him in the closet!!!

- Kid: Hey, When will I get out?

- Principal: Oh, sooner or later

- Mother: Why are you home from school so early?

- Son: I was the only one who could answer a question.

- Mother: Oh, really? What was the question?

- Son: Who threw the eraser at the principal?

- Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making?

- Dad: Why is that, what are you making?

- Pupil: Mistakes!

- Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved.

- Pupil: Thank you

- Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!