Most commented jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
→ A Snowman.

What kind of money do snowmen use?
→ Iced lolly.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
→ With an icy-stare!

Where do snowmen put their webpages?
→ On the winternet.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
→ He blasts off!

What is an astronomer?
→ A night watchman with a college education.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
→ Something from another universe-ity!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?
→ Take me to your breeder!

Where do Martians drink beer?
→ At a mars bar!

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box.

"Take us to your leader," said the first alien.

"Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?" said the second alien.