A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club.
"Were the crowd not behind you," asked the reporter.
"They were right behind me all right," said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, "Uh-oh cover your ears he's going to be really mad now"!
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
→ An ailin' alien.
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.
What do astronauts wear to bed?
→ Space Jammies!
What do astronauts put on their toast?
→ Space Jam.
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?"
"How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?
→ Missile toe.
- I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.
- What high hopes you have!
What do you call a loony spaceman?
→ An astronut!
