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This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.

The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy:

- HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my property. That duck belongs to me. Hand it over!

The city guy says:

- Hell no I shot him so I get to keep him!

The farmer and the city boy decide to settle it country style (which is to kick each other in the nuts till the other one falls over) So the farmer goes first and slams the city boy a nice hard stiff kick. Upon receiving the kick, the city boy damn near colllapses from the pain.

The city boy regains his balance And studders:

- Its my turn

The famer looks at him and says:

- aw Hell, keep the damn duck!

What has four legs and an arm?
→ A happy pit bull.

Why is there only one Yogi Bear?
→ Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.

A husband and wife enter a dentist's office. The Wife says:

- I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.

- You're a brave woman - says the dentist.

- Now, show me which tooth it is.

The wife turns to her husband and says:

- Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.

What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day?
→ Beat it - we're closed.

What does a black boy get for Christmas?
→ Your Bike.

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says:

- Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?

The third fellow says:

- I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.

The first two guys were amazed.

- Wow! What happened then? - they asked.

The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered:

- She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'

How do you confuse a woman??
→ Give her a choice!!

Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.

It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in his OWN pockets.