Random joke from this category
In the 1970's, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army.
"But, wait a minute," said one listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?"
"Sure," replied the man.
"Well, won't they find out?" asked his friend.
The man shrugged and replied, "But who will tell?"
Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
→ Women working at 900 numbers.
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?"
"No," he answered. "I'm only after one thing."
As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, "Typical male."
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Stupid!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.
Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
→ No phone numbers.
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
→ In the pages of a romance novel.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
→ What Men Know About Women.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
→ Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why do men like smart women?
→ Opposites attract.
What should you give a man who has everything?
→ A woman to show him how to work it.
