Situations — most commented jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs.

(smash)

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

Why did the witch lose her way?
→ Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
→ Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
→ With scare spray.

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair?
→ She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?
→ Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.