Situations — most commented jokes

- How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up?

- They're afraid to eat here.

- Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu?

- No, we clean our menus regularly.

- Waiter, waiter, there's a hand in my soup.

- That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl.

- Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw.

- It must have been in a fight, sir.

- Then bring me the winner.

- Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

- So laugh, sir.

What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
→ The waiter.

- These are the best eggs we've had for years.

- Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.

- And how did you find your steak sir?

- Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was

- Waiter, your tie is in my soup!

- That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

- Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.

- Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?