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Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?"
The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
→ She wanted to save a dogie bag for later.
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR.
To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
"I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static," she says.
"Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" the clerk replies.
"Head Cleaner," Mary replies.
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
→ Who cares?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
→ Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
And more on blondes...
But why do brunettes take the pill?
→ Wishful Thinking.
What does a blonde say after sex?
→ Thanks Guys.
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
→ When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.
The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?"
"Years, I tell you years," she replied.
"That's no answer, you have to specify how long has he intimated with you."
"I don't know exactly, it's average, about six inches."
Why don't blondes use vibrators?
→ Because they are scared they might chip their teeth!!!
