Sex Jokes — most commented jokes

What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
→ The white house's pool table

What does Bill say to prospective interns?
→ "Haven't I cum across your face before?"

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
→ An insurance company.

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
→ Fill his water bed with gasoline.

There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick, and one with a nine foot dick.

The guy with the rubber dick couldn't have sex because it wasn't hard.

The guy with the wooden dick couldn't have sex because the other person would get splinters. Finally, the third guy with a nine foot dick says, "See that girl over there? Bam. Got her."

On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll?
→ Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.

Two buddies get together and decide to go to a whorehouse, one of them tired of doing it with his wife all the time, the other not having it done for a long time. Anyways the married one goes up and comes down and says "My wife is much better." "Allright" goes the other guy, "Let me go try the same woman."

Well he goes and screws the whore, comes than says to his buddy, "You are right man, Your wife is much better."

Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
→ He had a pair of underpants that fitted him like a glove.....

The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'you can have ANYTHING you want!'"

"Good choice," says the first guy, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
→ A cherry float!