Sex Jokes — most commented jokes

Why is sex like a game of bridge?
→ You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Why are condoms like cameras?
→ They both capture the moment.

- Wife: Why don't you ever call out my name when we're making love?

- Husband: Because I don't want to wake you.

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

I love the lines men use to get us into bed.
"Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?

Why don't men fake orgasm?
→ Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

Whats the difference between erotic and kinky?
→ Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm?
→ He is usually home with the kids!