School — most commented jokes

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
→ Because his class was so bright!

Why was the headmaster worried?
→ Because there were too many rulers in school!

- Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?

- Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

- Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?

- Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

- Mother: What did you learn in school today

- Son: How to write

- Mother: What did you write?

- Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

An ideal homework excuse

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

- Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

- Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

An ideal homework excuse

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away

An ideal homework excuse

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

Bad timing for an excuse

- Teacher: Why were you late?

- Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.

- Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!