School — most commented jokes

Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
→ Show and smell!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?
→ I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

- Teacher: I'd like a room, please.

- Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir?

- Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.

- Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind.

- Betty, muttering: If you're anything to go by, that's not all it broadens!

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?
→ The alphabat.

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

- What is the big brass gong and hammer for? - one of his friends asked.

- That is the talking clock, - the man replied.

- How's it work? - the friend asked.

- Watch, - the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall:

- KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's two AM!

- I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock - said the principal to a new boy.

- No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard:

- Now, what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front? - she asked Johnny.

After a moment's reflection, Johnny said:

- Canoe?