Military Jokes — most commented jokes

What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?
→ Rear Admiral!

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.

During one battle, The French captured an English major.

Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.

The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to now, all French Army officers wear brown pants.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
→ Turn off the carousel.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ That's a military secret.

An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, "When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord."

When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, "What was the name of that Indian again?"

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
→ So they can see the old Polish Navy!

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
→ They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?
→ Knock on the hatch.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
→ A guard dog!

Why is being in the military like a blow job?
→ The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.