Language Jokes — most commented jokes

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?
→ The rabbit had two b's already.

Have you ever seen a duchess?
→ Yes - it's the same as an English "s"

Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect?
→ Without it would be a sick insect.

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?
→ D K

- Fred: You've got a Roman nose.

- Harry: Like Julius Caesar?

- Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
→ A mousetache.

What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?
→ One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?
→ Ihop

What do you call a one legged linedancer?
→ Eileen (I Lean)

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?
→ A Pair of Shoot (parachute)