Random joke from this category
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
Why don't lobsters share?
→ They're shellfish.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
→ A Moles Royce.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
→ He had him newt-ered.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June.
Why? Because that was the end of May!
What is a buttress?
→ A female goat.
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
→ A whale of a time!
What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
→ A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
→ Shark-o-late!
Where do sharks come from?
→ Sharkago!
