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Calendar Thief
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
→ He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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Dancing in Arabia
How do they dance in Arabia?
→ Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
Two Fonts
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."
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Line Dancer Crossing
Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?
→ To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
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Dancing in California
Where can you dance in California?
→ San Fran-disco
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Vampire Dance
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
→ The Fang Tango.
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Burglar at the Door
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Burglar
- Burglar who?
- Burglars don't knock!
Gorilla and Prisoner
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
→ A Kong - vict!
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Flowers and Burglar
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?
→ Robbery with violets!
Criminal Mayfly
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies?
→ Baddy long legs!