Language Jokes — most commented jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
→ A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What do cows like to line dance to?
→ Any kind of moosic you like!

What do cars do at the disco?
→ Brake dance.

What do tired line dancers do?
→ They Line Down :-)

Which dance will a chicken not do?
→ The foxtrot!

What is a duck's favorite dance?
→ The quackstep!

What is a frog's favorite dance?
→ The Lindy Hop.

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
→ An Ocean "Liner"

These two friends are about to go to a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said "If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap." They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, "Would I?"

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
→ Because they both looked sharp!