Language Jokes — most commented jokes

Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?
→ EZ.

Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?
→ QT (cutey).

Can you spell a composition with two letters?
→ SA (essay).

What question must always be answered, "Yes"?
→ "What does Y-E-S spell?"

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?
→ Bee.

Can you spell eighty in two letters?
→ A-T.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
→ Automobile.

Spell "pound" in two letters.
→ Lb.

Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.
→ Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it?
→ The letter L.