Ethnic — most commented jokes

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ That's a military secret.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
→ None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ One, but don't expect results.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
→ Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.

How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.