Ethnic — most commented jokes

What language do they speak in Cuba?
→ Cubic!

Why is Russia a very fast country?
→ Because the people are always Russian!

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
→ They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole?
→ He varnished into thin air!

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?
→ 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?
→ Throw in a bar of soap.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
→ They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?
→ He's the one with a duck.

What happened to the Polish National Library?
→ Someone stole the book.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?
→ They stop delivering.