Dumb Jokes — most commented jokes

Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.

What do you call a stupid skeleton?
→ Bonehead.

What did the stupid ghost do?
→ He used to climb over walls.

Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away.
"Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other.
"Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied
"You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?
→ He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?
→ A cuckoo clock.

I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.

Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed?
He said he wanted to grow some birds.

Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water?
He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

How does an idiot call for his dog?
→ He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.