Dumb Jokes — most commented jokes

Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard?
He thought they were donut seeds.

Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling.
"It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"

Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall. Wondering what was behind it, Pugh, Sumter and Kilby boosted Grayson so he could take a look. "Looks like one of them nudist camps," reported Grayson. "Men or women?" asked Pugh. "Can't tell," said Grayson. "They don't have no clothes on."

Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.

Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees.

They looked all day without any luck.

Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, "Janzek, I'm takin' the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!"

The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his fingers.

Then the teacher asked, "Can you count any higher?"

The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five again.

Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?

Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?"

"Certainly sir," said the owner. "What color?"

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?
→ "5-5-2-2."

Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees?

The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.