Doctor Jokes — most commented jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.

- Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.

- What's come over you?

- Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

- Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

- Tell me about your problem.

- I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!

- Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.

- Don't answer!

- Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.

- Wait a minute please.

- Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.

- You do look a little pail.

- Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!

- No problem. Hop up on the couch.

- Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!

- And how long have you had this complaint?

- What complaint?