Doctor Jokes — most commented jokes

- Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.

- Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

- Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!

- Stick your foot out and trip it up!

- Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?

- Yes - here's a kite!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

- Didn't I see you yesterday?

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

- Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

- Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

- Use a pencil till I get there

What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
→ Both can smell it but can't eat it.

A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake" says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher." To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's dentures last week, now you'll be the one getting them out."

A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says "Open wide."
"I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."

A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde receptionist asked.
"I'll need the information for the doctor."
"It's rather embarrassing" the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection."
"Well, the doctor is very busy today" the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."