Doctor Jokes — most commented jokes

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog

- Your just playing too much croquet!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.

- How long have you felt like this?

- Ever since I was a puppy!

- Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places

- Well don't go back there again then!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold

- Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder

- Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up!

- Just simmer down!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly

- Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.

- We must get to the core of this!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail

- Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

- You need new glasses

- How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet

- I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!