Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

What's so bad about being a dick?
→ Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.

What's long, hard, and has semen in it?
→ A submarine!

What's organic dental floss?
→ Pubic hair!

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
→ Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.

What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards?
→ He keeps coming and coming and coming...

What did the egg say to the boiling water?
→ "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."

What does KFC and a woman have in common?
→ Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did the condom cross the road?
→ Because it was pissed off.

What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?
→ A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
→ They can both smell it but they can't eat it.