Random joke from this category
How do you catch a polar bear?
→ First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
→ An epilectic.
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
→ How did you get their little legs apart?
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of their herd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says, "I hear they're doing this to women in Chicago!"
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick.
One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
→ Because 4 inches isn't enough.
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
→ Moooo-ooo-ooo
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
→ Eight beers.
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
→ Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bites off my roosters feet, what do you have?
→ Two feet of my cock in your ass.
